Scraankral Kot’ils Scraankral Kot’ils, the only heir to the legendary warrior Crer’eol Kot’ils, was a proud alien. Like all advanced extraterrestrial species, he spoke perfect English, though he sometimes confused “would have” and “would of” in writing. His world was majestic. Lava fell from the sky. The moons were purple—all seven of them. The suns were ruby red—all three...
1. Chosen Ones I
Lyndzee Lyndzee was not like the other gals. She loved computers and mathematics, and the two most repulsive things to her were glitter and the color pink. She had known about her special existence ever since she was in kindergarten. When other little girls were playing with barbie dolls, Lyndzee was playing with action figures. In high school, while other girls were dressing up as princesses in...
Prologue
It was a dark and stormy night; the Supreme Dark Lord was sitting on his throne, enjoying an afternoon tea and a bag of potato chips. The throne was made out of bones and skulls of all the people and creatures he had murdered, making it extremely menacing—or so he had thought. Before building this throne, he had considered many options: massive swords, large spears, hand-crafted wands, and...